Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi Funny sms

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi...
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah
di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Ek admi ki shadi hui Sms

Ek admi ki shadi hui, Dost se
Mashwra liya k apni Biwi ka Dil
kese
jetoon.. ??
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Friend:"Us k paas Cigret laga kar
jana
or dhuwa us k muh pe mar
k kehna:"Agar tum kaho to ye
adat
bhi chor sakta hun...:->
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Us ne jaa kar esa hee kiya..
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Biwi ne sun kar jawab dia:"NAi its
0k.. Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
ek SUTTA Mujhe bhi marna
hai..

1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya

1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya
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aur bred pe laga liya aur fatafat kha liya
note- sare ashiq bewde nahi hote
kuch bhuke bhi hote hai

Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein Pass Krwana Ho To

Agar Ksi Ko S.S.C or H.S.C Board K Papers Mein
Pass Krwana Ho To
Mujhe Name or Seat No
Inbox Kr Dena
Ok..?
Sirf 2000 me
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Main Us K liy Dua Karunga. =))

EK BAAR HUSBAND AUR WIFE MEI jhagda ho jata h

EK BAAR HUSBAND AUR WIFE MEI jhagda ho jata h.

hausband- bas karo nai to mere andar ka jaanwar jaag jayega.

wife- jaag jane do,mei chuhe se nai darti.:)

Pati patni me ladai ho gya Funny sms

Pati patni me ladai ho gya,
pati ghar se chal gya raat ko phon karke pucha ke

khane mein kya hai

patni-zehar

pati-mein ghar der se aunga ,tum khakar so jana....

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS SMS

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi

Maa Gud News Hai Sms

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.

Maa:Kya Hua ?
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?
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Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli. :D

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Apun knjus thodi hai

Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka
Apun Ko Phone Krne Ka
Apun Ko SMS Bhi Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya
To
To
To
To
To
To Drne Ka Nhi Re
Apun krega na.
Apun knjus thodi hai.