A sweet line after a huge fight

A sweet line after a huge fight:
"Chal saale ab 1 cigarette to pila"
A sweet line for a friend when scolded from
teacher:
''Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!! Apne
... piche hi padi rehti hai''
A sweet line when a group members absent:
''Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga''
A sweet line when any of our friend got
dumped:
''Chodna yaar wo tere type ki nai thi''
A sweet line to a friend when we were blank
at exams:
''Saale kitni sheet bharega? Mujhe bhi to
bata''
A sweet line when all group got punished:
''Sab teri wajah se hua kanjar''
Dedicated to all my swt kaminey friends ;)8-)