Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain,
2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....
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unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan
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Shayri by a haryanvi jaat 2 his grlfrnd: Tajmahal ke chez hai,isse b badi imarat banvaunga.. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,Re susri taney to main zinda dafnauga
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BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
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Geeta saar: SMS woh gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. isliye hey prani, Tu apne bill ka moh tyag, aur roz ek SMS kar. tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga.
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Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...
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2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,
3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
*********
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga
*********
Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
SMS padhne se nahi....
*********
unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata
*********
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
*********
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan
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Shayri by a haryanvi jaat 2 his grlfrnd: Tajmahal ke chez hai,isse b badi imarat banvaunga.. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,Re susri taney to main zinda dafnauga
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BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi.
LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi.
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Geeta saar: SMS woh gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. isliye hey prani, Tu apne bill ka moh tyag, aur roz ek SMS kar. tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga.
*********
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...
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