Funny Sms and jokes

One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?

Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5''7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. 

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.


Doctor Patient Joke

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: Whats is it doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my God!
Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.

Funny Jokes and photos

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Funny Imges 2012-2013

Funny Pictures 2013-2013

Funny Photos 2012-2013