Salman to play travel guide?



Salman Khan is set to don a new role - that of a travel guide.
Now whether the role is that in a movie or in real life is something one has to wait and watch to find out, a source told IANS.
Salman is currently busy with the shooting of "Dabangg 2", being directed by his brotherArbaaz Khan.
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Siddharth's Schumacher moment
Actor Siddharth bumped into racing legend Michael Schumacher. He calls the experience "surreal".
"Said hello to Michael Schumacher this morning in Dubai airport... surreal experience... the world has indeed shrunk," tweeted Siddharth.
The actor was last busy shooting for David Dhawan's remake of 1981 cult comedy "Chashme Buddoor".
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I'm single: Sonal Chauhan
Sonal Chauhan says she is very much single, shooting down reports that she is dating actorNeil Nitin Mukesh.
"Yes guys as of now... I am single n loving it :-) n as far as my next film is concerned, will share the news very soon," Sonal cleared the rumour through Twitter.
The actress made her film debut with "Jannat" in 2008.

Salman to outdo his dance with ''Seeti baja ke''


Superstar Salman Khan, known for his distinct dance steps, says his moves in "Dabangg 2" song "Seeti baja ke" will outdo the choreography of all his previous hit numbers.

Superstar Salman Khan, known for his distinct dance steps, says his moves in "Dabangg 2" song "Seeti baja ke" will outdo the choreography of all his previous hit numbers.
"I'll dance so much in this song that I'll tell everyone what dancing is. 'Jalwa' ('Wanted') is nothing, just see how good I'll dance in this song," the 46-year-old said here.
In recent times, Salman has shown his 'jalwa' in songs like "Dhinka chika", "Munni badnaam", "Humka peeni hai" and "Character dheela".
While he has asked fans to watch out for his new number, Salman is all praise for his brother Arbaaz Khan, who turns director with "Dabangg 2".
"He is doing a very good job, we are really happy that Arbaaz is directing 'Dabangg 2'. He is doing a superb job and when you see the film, he'll become a very big director," said Salman, who reprises his role of police inspector Chulbul Pandey in the sequel of "Dabangg".
"Dabangg 2", which will see Salman being paired with Sonakshi Sinha once again, is slated for release Dec 21.



Reality better than dreams: Katrina Kaif (Interview)



She was almost written off when she arrived in Bollywood. Nearly a decade later, with three Yash Raj projects, three reigning Khans as her co-stars and endorsements galore, actress Katrina Kaif says reality is far better than dr

She was almost written off when she arrived in Bollywood. Nearly a decade later, with three Yash Raj projects, three reigning Khans as her co-stars and endorsements galore, actress Katrina Kaif says reality is far better than dreams.
Katrina, 27, has teamed up with ex-boyfriend Salman Khan in "Ek Tha Tiger", Aamir Khan in "Dhoom 3" and Shah Rukh Khan for an untitled film -- all are being made under Yash Raj Films (YRF).
Not just that. Veteran director Yash Chopra is directing her film with Shah Rukh.
"Yashji undoubtedly is the king of romance and I have always admired the way he presents his heroines. It was always a dream to work with him and the reality is even better," Katrina, who was brought up in Britain and boasts of 28 Bollywood films, told IANS in an e-mail interview.
"He is very precise in his brief on what he expects from a scene and extremely perceptive. It has been amazing to work with him," she added.
YRF's untitled film is her first project with Shah Rukh. Katrina is bowled over by the superstar's energy.
"Shah Rukh is a thorough gentleman and it is a delight to work with him. I admire the sheer energy, hard work and passion that he puts into his work. It is also nice that my first film with him is a Yash Chopra film; they have done some great work together," she said.
If Katrina is getting into romantic mode with Shah Rukh, she will be doing a lot of action too with Aamir in "Dhoom 3".
" 'Dhoom 3' is a concept film and the characters are required to look a certain way and do physically strenuous sequences. So there is a lot of physical training involved to prepare for the role," said Katrina.
Today she is counted among the top Bollywood actresses, but Katrina doesn't believe in the numbers game and tries not to let anyone down.
"I don't believe in numbers; the fact that I'm getting to work with the best people in the industry makes me feel blessed. With every project I get to learn so much that I can't thank all the people around enough," she said.
"Every day in this industry is an experience in itself and I try to work hard not to let anyone down. It is a great feeling, but it does come with responsibility towards your colleagues and the audiences," she added.
When Katrina entered Bollywood with the 2003 release "Boom", trade pundits had predicted it was touch and go for her in tinsel town. But she has proved everyone wrong by giving hit after hit.
In a span of almost a decade, Katrina has given hits like "Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya", "Welcome", "Sarkar", "Race", "Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani", "Raajneeti" and "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara".
"I am very fortunate that I have been working with some very senior and experienced directors almost from the beginning of my career - Raj Kanwar, Abbas-Mustan, Raj Kumar Santoshi to name a few," said Katrina, whose recent Slice ad "Ab Ras Barsega" is out and she is looking her ravishing best in it.
"As for the directors, banners, actors and projects I am working with today, I have just gone about doing my work to the best of my abilities and in as professional a manner as possible," she added.
-Priyanka Sharma




lets share some jokes!!!!


After the shameful defeat of Team India ,
the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they
chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room
and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself
as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who
greets him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as
amuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets
him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up
of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him
again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Sachin!"

some funny sms jokes


Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle Fiza aa gayi,
Ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..


Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.




What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.



As u go 2 bed 2nite,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, &
2 make sure u r alryt,
i LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck
goodnight..




What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!



VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....

Top sheari 2012


shahansha ne jab Tajmahal banvaya Tajmahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
un har khidki ko dekha,latakte jhummar ko dekha,lage Pardo ko dekha , beechi kalin ko dekha,
Aur socha......bahot kharcha hua.....
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Teri aankhon ke siva duniya mein rakha kya hai, par najane in aankhon se tumne dekha kya hai.
Gum hai ki inse tum pyar mera dekh na payi...DONATE THEM, shayad kisi ke kaam aajaye
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 Dil kisi ek ko do, aur kisi nek ko do,
ye koi mandir ka prashad nahi jo harek ko do
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har acchi chiz ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husna lajwab nahi hota,
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,  par
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota
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cham cham karti aayi vo
cham cham kartichali gayi
me sindur leke khada tha
vo rakhi bandha ke chali gayi
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"Bhulane wale se koi kah de zara
Is tarah yaad aane se kya faida"
"Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahi to khayalon me aane se kya fayada"
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teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila ,
jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
jaoon
Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
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People say she is very charming and fine
but seems to be a swine, in the eyes of mine
she for me was a wonder of days nine
but now is an outdated coin
she has plundered my pleasure
by her every time gibber
the word 'WIFE'for me is
'WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER'
I am sure that you are taking it as a joke
but only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko
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