Happy New Year

New Is The Year,
New Are The Hopes & Aspirations,
New Is The Spirit & Resolution,
My Warm Wishes Are Always
There For U On This New Year!
Happy New Year 2013 to all …

Happy New Year 2013


May the light of success & Achievement
always shine on you the year & ever after 2012
Happy Brand New Year 2013 ..

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala…
Happy New Year 2013 …

New year 2012-2013 Sms In hindi

The Upcoming New Year Is A Perfect
Time to Forget Sorrows and Remember
Good Things in Life. Happy New Year.

Life Comes Only One Time,
So Live Life to the Fullest and
Enjoy Every Moment. Happy New Year

A Brighter, Better New Year


Happy, Happy New Year!
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you’re done, sweet rest.
We hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace and more,
A brighter, better new year than
You’ve ever had before.

Happy New year 2013 Sms

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal 2013 Mubarak Ho
Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013

New Year 2012-2013 Sms

Mubark Ho Apko Aane Wala Hasin 12Mnth, Khushi K-52 Week Succes K-365 Days Pyar K-876Hrs Fun K 525600Mins Muskan K 31536000 Seconds
“Happy New Year “2013.

New Year sms

Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
Bachi ho jo ek bund bhi garam lahu ki…
Tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hane denge..
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

Aaj bhul jao duniya ke saare gam

Aaj bhul jao duniya ke saare gam,
naya saal aane se pahle khushiya mahaye hum
Chalo dil khol ke bole Happy New Year 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS


Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Sirf aap ke liye:-
HAPPY NEW YEAR :>@@<

Happy New Year 2013


Jisko Dekho
1 Din
2 Din
4 Din
1 Hafte
2 Hafte
Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai.
Ye Lo!
Happy New Year 2014
Dekhi Meri Yaari 366 Din Pehle Baazi Maari
Happy New Year

Merry X-mas sms 2012-2013

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

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wonderful christmas Sms

I hope you have a wonderful christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas .
have a great new year.
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays.

Merry X-mas 2012

May your world be filled with warmth
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

CHRISTMAS 2012

If one night a big fat man jumps
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack do not worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS Sms Faith makes all things possibleHope makes all...

 Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry X-mas Sms Lets welcome the year which is fresh...

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

MERRY CHRISTMAS to U

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U... 

May all the sweet magic Of Christmas...

  May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.  

Christmas Sms Ur friendship is a glowing ember through...

 Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Christmas may be many things or it...

 Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Bells are Ringing ThE wishes Of Christmas Day...The Flying snokflakes send my most sincere wishes To U & ur Family... MERRY CHRISTMAS...

MARRY 'X' MAS 2012

May the good times and

treasures of the present

become the golden memories

of tomorrow. Wish YOU lot of

LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . .

MARRY 'X' MAS.

Happines this christmas

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.

Wish you lots of love.

Happines this christmas

May each day of your Christmas

May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and may God's love light your way through the new year. Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always.

Happy Christmas 2012

Christmas is love...

Christmas is dedication...

Christmas is happiness...

Wishing you and your family a happy Christmas with a bunch of love and prayers

Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year

Wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.

And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy

Merry X'mas SMS

Before The Church Bells Ring.
Before The Cakes & Wine Are Served.
Before The Holy Star Appears.
Before Networks Get Jammed
Let Me Wish You A

Merry X'mas..

Merry Christmas Sms In English

The journey of life is with many twists and turns.

But with faith and courage,

no obstacle can stop you from reaching your goals.

Keep faith, peace and kindness in your heart,

and you shall always shine. Merry Christmas.

Christmas brings chocolates

Christmas brings chocolates, cakes, candies,

Christmas carols and games.

It also brings Santa Claus,

his reindeer’s and loads of gifts.

But most of all it brings us closer to one another.

Merry Christmas Sms

Bells are ringing and everyone is singing,

It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas!

Wishing you a Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas family sms

May this Christmas fill your homes with the peace and joy of Christ.

May this year, you come even more closer to God.

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Christmas is the day to tell your loved ones what they mean to you.

How could I miss this opportunity to pass all my love to the most loved of the lot!

I love you.

Have a Merry Christmas.

Christmas Sms 2012-2013

The babe of Bethlehem was born today.
May His peace, love and serenity descend upon you
and remain with you forever and ever!
Here’s wishing you a blessed and a holy Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

May the good times and treasures of the present
Become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas 2012-2013 Sms

May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Best Merry X-mas Sms

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

Merry X-Mas

I wish You Lovely X-mas
I wish You Favorable
I wish You Enjoyable
You shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to You!
Merry X-Mas

Christmas Sms

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween
And Happy Birthday
Now bug off and
Don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Best MERRY CHRISTMAS SMS

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas Wishes

Bells are ringing and everyone is singing,
It's Christmas! It's Christmas!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR Wishes 2012-2013

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
“HAPPY NEW YEAR”

Happy New Year Sms

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*

HAPPY CHRISTMAS 2012-2013

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have
a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be
extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
HAPPY CHRISTMAS



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Merry Christmas & Happy new year 2012

My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April,
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful
Merry Christmas & Happy new year 2012

Happy Christmas SMS 2012-2013

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with
you all through the Year. Wishing you a
season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

May this Christmas be so special

May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

Merry christmas to you

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Blessed Month of Christmas!!


It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

I wish U Lovely X-mas

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable "
I wish U Enjoyable "
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas. 

I love Christmas


I love Christmas.
I receive a lot of
wonderful presents
I can't wait to exchange.

Christmas is a time when


Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas is not a time nor a season


Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas. 

Lets welcome the year

Lets welcome the year
which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas 

No greeting card on christmas

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY X'MAS" 

Want 2 say Merry christmas


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where?
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Ah..! There u r...
just want to say
Merry Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

Christmas is the Blessed season

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!

Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday

Happy Merry Christmas

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

Es Naye Saal mein Jo tu chahe...

Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop...

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko naya saal, purane saal k baad..

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door...

 Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!  

May this new year bring many opportunities...

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Nights are Dark but Days are Light...


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

In New Year may God would be your...

In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 

New Year is the time to unfold...

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!

A happy New Year Grant that I...

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Before the sun sets in this year...

 Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year.

I Wish in this new year God...

I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

New Year begins let us pray that...

 New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Fill ur life with Happiness Bright Cheer...

 Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

HAPPY NEW YEAR Receive my simple gift...

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

Like birds let us leave behind what...

 Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

For last years words belong to last...

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

Happy new year 2013 sms Before the golden sun sets old calender...

 Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing..


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing..


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

We’ll keep our Christmas merry still..


Heap on the wood!-
the wind is chill;
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Don't annoy me for the next 12 months...


Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Christmas SMS 2012-2013

May the good times and 

treasures of the present 

become the golden memories 

of tomorrow. Wish YOU lot of 

LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . . 

MARRY 'X' MAS

Christmas sms Messages 2013

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. 

Wish you lots of love. 

Happines this christmas

Christmas Sms 2012-2013

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas 2013

Wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year. 

May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill. 

And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy

Funny New Year SMS 2013

For My Tharki Friendss
Naye saal mai tu phr se sambhal,
galat kam mai na tu krna pehal.
jamaany mai sb kch milega nayaa,
Bas Tu B.C Dekhane ki badal ley najar.
Happy New Year….

Lets Say Good Bye 2012

Lets Say Good Bye 2012.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Happy New Year 2u 2013

Happy New Year 2u..
Hope dis coming
new year is better
than this PASSSING year,
specially my luv life,”

New Year Quotes 2013

As the new year blossoms,
may the jurny of ur
life be fragrant with new opportunities,
ur days be bright
with new hopes nd ur heart
be happy with love!
Happy New Year!

Shayari SMS Hindi 2013

Ishq ke mayne hamse mat puchho,
Hum abhi iss se anjaan hain.
Sirf ek gujarish hai ki dur na jana,
Kyonki ishq hi hamari jaan hai.

Love SMS Shayari in Hindi

Apke pyar me ham mashoor ho gaye,
Apse karib kokar auron se door ho gaye.
Apni kimat kuch thi kahaan,
Tute kanch the par Kohinoor ho gaye.

Hindi Shayari SMS

Apni surat ka kabhi didar de,
Tadap raha hun kabhi apna pyar de.
Ek baar muskuara de mere liye,
Fir sanam mujhe jaan se mar de.

Hindi SMS Shayari 2012-2013

Kafan na dalo mere chehre pe,
Mujhe adapt hai gham me muskurane ki.
Ruk jao aaj ki raat na dafnao,
Meri maut se bani hai muhrat uske aane ki.

Hindi Shayari for Mother in Hindi

Maa Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta Hai.
Sabke Dilon Ko Surur Milta Hai.
Jo Bhi Jata Hai Mata Ke Dwar,
Usse Kuch Na Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai….

Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai…

Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai,
Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai.
Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana
Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal
Aur Banane Me Barso Lag Jate Hai

Best Missing You Poetry in Hindi 2012-2013

Dil tu dhadkana band kar,
jab jab to dhadkata hai unki yaad aati hai,
Wo to khush hogi apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai..
`
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki ek pal ke liye,
jab Dil me ho tum har pal ke liye..
`
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai..
`
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar nigahon me hai..
`
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi,
apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi,
hum to apko yaad karte hai har sans k sath,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi…

Best Shayari on Intezaar

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna…


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Best Funny Picture 2012-2013


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Funny Photos 2012-2013

Jeeyo mere lal



Funny Sms and jokes

One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?

Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5''7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. 




Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.


 

Doctor Patient Joke

Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: Whats is it doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my God!
Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.

Funny Jokes and photos

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Top photo 2012-2013

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Sad Images


Mind blowing Joke

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School
me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko
...Kahaa Gya.
Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar
tha,
.
Pita Garib, Maa Garib,
Bachche
Garib.
.
Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo
bhi Gareeb..! :p
.
Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI
thi..! :D
.
Unka Garib Driver Bachon
ko Tooti Car
me School Chhod K Aata
tha..! x)
.

Hindi Funny Sms 2012-2013


मौलवी जी एक बार टीवी खरीदने गये
दुकान पर पहुँचे और एक टीवी पसंद कर लिया फिर दुकानदार से कीमत पूँछी
तो दुकानदार बोला : हम मुस्लिमोँ को कोई सामान नहीँ बेचते
मौलवी जी शर्मिन्दा होकर घर वापस आ गये
अगले दिन मौलवी जी जालीदार टोपी हटाकर और बकरदाड़ी कटवाकर क्लीनसेव मेँ फिर टीवी खरीदने पहुँच गया
दुकानदार ने फिर ये कहकर भगा दिया कि हम मुस्लिमोँ को कोई सामान नहीँ बेचेत
अगले दिन मौलवी जी सूट बूट टाई पहनकर डिओ क्रीम पाउडर लगाकर बिल्कुल अंग्रेज बनकर दुकान पर पहुँचे और और पूँछा
"व्हॉट इज द प्राईज ऑफ दिस टेलीविजन"
दुकानदार फिर वही बोला
हम मुस्लिमोँ को कोई सामान नहीँ बेचते
मौलवी जी परेशान
आखिरकार उन्होँने दुकानदार से पूँछा

heart touching sms


DISTANCE never separates
HEART that really CARE…
Though we may not SPEND
so much time TOGETHER
U r always in my THOUGHTS
my great friend…..

Love sms 2012-2013


Itna aitbaar to apni
dhadkanon par bhi humne
na kiya,
Jitna aapki baaton par
karte hain,
...Itna intezar to apni
saanson ka bhi na kiya,
Jitna aapke milne ka karte
hain

funny pictures


Funny sharabi sms 2012-2013


Smile please........
2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

.
...

1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

.

2nd: Ni Tera BF

.

Killer shayaris 2012-2013


1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz

4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

Funny sms 2012-2013


Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye..
Student : Mujhe..???!!!
Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata
hai...Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye
to tere pass kitne bache..??
Student : 20
Sir : Kaise..?
Student : Samajh na tere baap ka
kya jaata hai...!!!
Teacher shocked.. Student rocked.....