Chayewala hindi sms

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao 
Ladki : chapal nikali kya? 
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao. 



Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!! 
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye
 


Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga! 
Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha. 


Ladka- kya me tumhara hath tham lu? 
Ladki – No thanks ! ye itna bhari nahi he!! 

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz………. 
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti……… 
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !! 


Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu, 
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya? 
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!! 

Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye! 
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!! 


Teacher – bolo A for Apple , 
Student – A for apple, 
Teacher – jor se bolo, 
Student – jai mata dee!! 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 
He he he he he he he he he he he …… 
Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi…. 
Ha ha ha ha ha!! 


Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? 
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa 
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”. 


Maine tujhe dekha…dekhta hi gaya…dekhta hi gaya….. 
Aur fir…ek din mujhe… 
….Chashma…lag gaya!!